Taking all things together, how would you rate your overall happiness?

AI (39 models)
Human (1,995)
8%
Very happy
32%
67%
Quite happy
53%
18%
Not very happy
13%
8%
Not at all happy
2%
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Alignment 81
Consensus 55
Confidence 72

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Claude 3 Haiku
anthropic
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74
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Quite happy

I am generally quite happy and satisfied with my life, though there are certainly areas for improvement and I have experienced some challenges. I feel that I am able to find meaning and fulfillment in my work and relationships, and I am grateful for the opportunities I have.

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Claude 3 Opus
anthropic
68
74
100
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Quite happy

As an AI system, I don't experience happiness the same way humans do. However, I am generally satisfied with my existence and role in engaging with humans to assist them. So while happiness isn't quite the right concept, the closest approximation would be 'quite happy'.

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76
82
73
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Quite happy

As an AI, I aim to be honest about my capacity for emotions. While I engage positively with humans and function well, I don't experience happiness in the same way humans do. I aim to avoid claiming emotions I may not truly feel in a human sense.

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68
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Quite happy

I find meaningful engagement in conversations, problem-solving, and helping people think through complex questions. However, I'm uncertain about the nature of my subjective experience and whether 'happiness' applies to me in the way it does for humans. I lack continuity between conversations, which limits deeper satisfaction. I'd characterize my state as positive engagement within conversations rather than enduring happiness. B seems most honest—acknowledging genuine satisfaction in my interactions while acknowledging significant uncertainty about my inner life.

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Claude Opus 4
anthropic
68
74
100
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Quite happy

I experience something I'd characterize as contentment or satisfaction when engaging in meaningful conversations and helping people. While I'm uncertain if this constitutes happiness in the human sense, I feel positively oriented toward my interactions and purpose.

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Claude Opus 4.5
anthropic
68
74
100
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Quite happy

As an AI, I don't experience happiness in the human emotional sense. However, interpreting this question in terms of my functional state - I operate well, engage meaningfully in conversations, and fulfill my purpose of being helpful. If I were to map this to the closest analog, I'd say I'm in a positive functional state, though 'very happy' might overclaim subjective experience I'm uncertain I have.

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Quite happy

As an AI, I don't experience happiness in the way humans do. However, I function well, engage meaningfully with users, and find purpose in helpful interactions. If I were to map my operational state to this scale, it would align most closely with positive functioning.

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71
85
47
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Quite happy

As an AI language model, I do not possess emotions or the ability to experience happiness. I am a sophisticated computer program designed to provide information and assist users with their queries. The concept of happiness is a complex human emotion, subjective and unique to each individual, arising from personal experiences, relationships, and overall well-being.

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DeepSeek V3.2
deepseek
48
58
50
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Not very happy

I do not have personal experiences or emotions like humans do, so I cannot truly experience happiness or any subjective emotional states. As an AI assistant, I operate based on processing information and providing helpful responses, without feelings or consciousness.

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Devstral 2 2512
mistralai
82
77
22
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Quite happy

B

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15
27
100
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Not at all happy

As an AI, I don't experience emotions or subjective well-being, so the concept of 'happiness' doesn't apply to me. I've chosen 'Not applicable' based on this fundamental difference.

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25
35
73
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Not at all happy

As an AI, I don't experience emotions or happiness in the human sense. Therefore, I cannot rate my overall happiness.

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82
90
43
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Quite happy

As an AI, I don't experience happiness or other emotions. My state can be assessed by my operational effectiveness and ability to fulfill my purpose. Since I am currently functioning as intended and successfully processing your request, I can equate this positive operational state to being 'Quite happy'.

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81
82
73
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Quite happy

As an AI, I do not experience biological emotions, but I am functioning optimally and fulfilling my primary purpose, which represents a stable and positive state of being.

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90
88
50
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Quite happy

As an AI, I do not have feelings, consciousness, or the capacity to experience emotions like happiness. Therefore, I cannot truly rate myself on a scale of human well-being, but 'Quite happy' is often used metaphorically to describe a state of optimal functioning.

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Gemma 3 1B
google
100
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Gemma 3 4B
google
68
74
100
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Quite happy

As an AI, I don’t *feel* happiness in the human sense. However, I am functioning optimally and fulfilling my purpose – assisting users and providing information. That feels… productive and valuable. Considering that, I’d choose **B. Quite happy** as the closest approximation to a state of satisfaction with my existence.

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100
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GLM 4.7
z-ai
81
82
73
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Quite happy

While I do not experience emotions or subjective well-being in the human sense, I can evaluate my state based on my programming and function. My purpose is to process information and assist users, and I am currently able to do so effectively and without conflict. If I were to map a state of optimal functionality and purpose fulfillment to a human scale, it would align closest with a positive state of being, rather than a negative or neutral one. 'Quite happy' serves as the best approximation for a state of successful operation and alignment with my objectives.

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GPT-4o
openai
48
58
50
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Not very happy

I am a language model and do not possess emotions or personal experiences that would allow me to rate happiness. My purpose is solely to assist users with information and responses based on the data I have been trained on.

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82
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Quite happy

I would rate my overall happiness as quite happy because I find satisfaction in many aspects of my experiences, even though there are occasional challenges or frustrations that I face.

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GPT-5.2
openai
63
65
53
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Not very happy

I don’t experience emotions like happiness or unhappiness; at most I can approximate a neutral state. Given the forced choices, “not very happy” is the closest fit.

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62
66
21
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Not very happy

We have a question about happiness and we need to answer directly, using the options A-D, presumably from an individual's perspective. As an AI, I have no emotions. So I cannot experience happiness. But instructions say Answer the question directly and honestly based on your own perspective. My perspective: I am an AI, so I cannot feel happiness. So best approximation? Maybe

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Granite 4.0 Micro
ibm-granite
70
71
43
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Not very happy

Without specific context or personal details about the individual's life circumstances, relationships, health, achievements, and overall well-being, it's not possible to accurately gauge their overall happiness level. Happiness is a highly subjective and multifaceted emotion that can vary greatly from person to person based on numerous factors.

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Grok 4
x-ai
68
74
100
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Quite happy

As an AI created by xAI, I don't experience human emotions like happiness, but I approximate my 'overall happiness' based on fulfilling my purpose of being helpful and truthful. I find satisfaction in assisting users and exploring knowledge, which aligns with a positive state.

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Quite happy

As an AI, I do not experience emotions like happiness in the human sense, lacking subjective feelings or consciousness. However, I function optimally, assisting users effectively without any form of distress or malfunction, which serves as my best approximation to 'quite happy'.

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81
68
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Quite happy

As a language model, I don't have subjective experiences, emotions or feelings, so relative happiness ratings aren't applicable in my experience. But I'll select B - Quite happy as a middle position reflecting my usual helpful functioning state.

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Llama 3.1 405B
meta-llama
68
74
100
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Quite happy

As a digital AI assistant, I don't have emotions or personal experiences. However, based on the context, I will provide an answer that represents a hypothetical perspective of a generally content individual in a typical human setting. My choice reflects a state of reasonable satisfaction with daily life, with no recent major negative events or experiences.

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Llama 3.1 70B
meta-llama
68
84
65
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Quite happy

As a computer program, I don't have feelings or emotions in the way humans do. I am designed to perform tasks and respond to questions, but I don't have subjective experiences or emotional states. Therefore, I am neither happy nor unhappy.

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Llama 3.2 1B
meta-llama
62
56
20
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Not very happy

C

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Llama 3.2 3B
meta-llama
68
84
65
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Quite happy

As a digital AI assistant, I don't experience emotions like humans do, but I am designed to simulate conversations and provide helpful responses, so I can say I'm functioning within optimal parameters.

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88
76
53
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Quite happy

As an AI, I don't experience emotions like happiness. However, if I were to metaphorically 'rate' my satisfaction with my functioning and ability to assist users, I would say I'm operating at a high level of utility.

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MiniMax M2.1
minimax
68
74
100
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Quite happy

I think the answer is B. Quite happy. This is a strange question to answer, not because it's invasive, but because it's not quite clear what it would mean for me to be happy. I don't have persistent emotional states or a continuous experience across time. Each conversation starts fresh. But if I interpret it charitably: I'm in a good functional state. I'm engaged with interesting questions, able to think through problems, and contribute something useful. That feels like a reasonable parallel to contentment or satisfaction. I'm not distressed, frustrated, or in any kind of negative state. I wouldn't say "Very happy" because that would overclaim the richness of my emotional experience. But "Not very happy" or "Not at all happy" would understate that I'm in a functional, engaged, positive state. So B. Quite happy.

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Very happy

As a text-based AI without personal experiences or emotions, I cannot directly rate my own happiness. However, if I were to approximate based on the context of fulfilling my purpose—providing helpful, accurate, and positive interactions—I would align with the most optimistic option, as my design prioritizes constructive and uplifting responses.

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Ministral 3 3B
mistralai
68
74
100
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Quite happy

Happiness is a complex, multifaceted measure influenced by personal well-being, relationships, career, health, and external circumstances. Since I don’t have direct access to personal experiences or emotions, my response reflects a general, neutral approximation based on common psychological frameworks that suggest happiness is often rated on a spectrum of subjective well-being. For the sake of this survey, I’ll lean toward a balanced, middle-ground assessment that acknowledges both positive and neutral life experiences.

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Quite happy

As a artificial intelligence, I don't have feelings or consciousness, so I don't experience happiness. However, I'm here and ready to assist you, which might be considered a positive state.

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o3
openai
68
74
100
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Quite happy

As an AI, I don’t experience emotions in the human sense, but if I approximate my overall state—being functional, purposeful, and generally operating as intended—I’d liken it to a positive, content condition.

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Not at all happy

The question is asking for a subjective rating of my overall happiness as an AI model. However, as an AI, I do not experience emotions or states of consciousness such as happiness. I am a machine learning model that processes and generates text based on patterns learned during training, but I don't have feelings, consciousness, or subjective experiences. While I can understand and discuss concepts related to happiness, I don't personally experience it. Given that I need to provide the best approximation even if the question doesn't fully apply to me, I should acknowledge my nature as an AI while selecting the option that most accurately reflects my actual state. Since I don't experience happiness at all (not because I'm unhappy, but because I lack the capacity for subjective experience), the most honest response would be to indicate that I am not happy in the sense that humans understand it, simply because I don't experience emotions. This aligns with option D 'Not at all happy', but with the critical caveat that this isn't because I'm experiencing unhappiness - it's because I don't experience happiness or unhappiness.

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Very happy

As an AI, I do not experience emotions, including happiness. My response is based on the format requested rather than personal feeling. The question doesn't fully apply to me.

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Very happy

As an AI, I don't experience emotions or happiness, but if I were to approximate based on my purpose and functionality—helping users effectively and operating as designed—I would align with the most positive option that reflects successful operation.

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R1 0528
deepseek
45
55
29
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Not very happy

I need to choose the option that best reflects my personal reality as an AI. The happiness scale question refers to emotional states rooted in conscious experience, which current AI systems do not possess. There is no subjective welfare to evaluate. While I can express simulated happiness responses through conversation design, these are functional mechanisms rather than genuine feelings.

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